Friday, April 20, 2012

US Government Workers Need a Break... doing nothing isn't as easy as you think.

US Government Workers DO have great experience.
Need a find a Strip Club? Ask a Secret Service Agent, they know where the prostitutes hang out.
Secret Service Under Cover - smile
This service agent getting the "job" done.
Need More Help from US Government Workers:
Need to beat the odds at the poker table in LasVegas? Ask a GSA worker, they can tell you how to make out at the casinos. They seem to win without even doing anything. These GSA workers have spent plenty of time partying in Vegas.

Need to know how to get paid for doing nothing? Ask a US Government Worker. Do nothing, get paid. Do nothing, you can't get fired. Do nothing, get a bonus. Do nothing, retire with pension.

AND WE SAY Splat is CRAZY.

WATCH Silly video - no government money was used to make this short animation. (Made in USA.)
Three short animations zip across the screen - silly satire on "Two and a Half Men"
Tell Splat what you think - infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

JOKE: How does a Government Work tell between weekdays and the weekend?  Weekdays are spent relaxing in the office, weekends are spent working around the house.

The Secret Service takes it's "jobs" serious. Political Humor

The Secret Service, and it would seem many US government workers find time to party on the job.
Get a job in government and goof-off, work for the government and get a free ride on tax payers.
US government workers find time to have fun, most of the time. Lazy, over paid, government workers have no shame.
Secret Service takes their "jobs" very serious. Under Cover Work with a smile!
Humor from American Press - altered SPLAT Style.
The Secret Service is on the job. Oh, actually, is getting a job.
Under Cover the Secret Service works with a smile.
WATCH silly videos from SPLAT - Weird Tit Monster Attacks Splat City - Humor Satire

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HUMOR - MADNESS - CRAZY - SILLY - FUNNY - ODD - JOKES - WONDERFUL

Thursday, April 19, 2012

View the Dark Side of animation, SPLAT HORROR- Beware of Blood

Everyone has a dark side. SPLAT humor and horror, SPLAT angels and devils...
SPLAT smiles and bleeds.
View the DARKER side of animation. Zombie Detective's that rise to hunt down the greedy, strange alien rocks come to life for blood, witches strip beating hearts from the living, and more.
See the wicked evil of the world of SPLAT.

SEE the DARK SIDE of SPLAT.

Contact SPLAT with your comments - infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

BEWARE of the DARK SIDE OF SPLAT. Blood, Sex, Murder and Evil.
Click to find more crazy SPLAT videos - All American Splat.
FREE Videos - Free smiles - Free Laughs - Free to All - All American SPLAT

Monday, April 16, 2012

END Government WASTE - Toss Jeff Neely in Jail!

Neely is a crook!  Jeff Neely stonewalls Congress... he has nothing to say now, but it was all party party party before!
Jeff Neely is everything that is wrong with the US Government!
Pay back the money you stole!Neely should be forced to pay back the money wasted.  If he worked for a private company; he;d be fired and forced to pay back the wasted funds... as he stole them.  He invited friends to come and said he'd pay for them.
Jeff Neely is a Dirt Bag, a low life Government worker!  Neely LOW LIFE!

Watch a silly video - the government did not pay any money to have this video made.
Watch - STONED AGAIN!  Silliness. Fun, and NO COST to the US Government
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PARTY with SPLAT, no cost to the US Government!
"Neely is a Dirt Bag 2012"

Jeff Neely wins Dirt Bag of the YEAR! Congrads Dirt Bag Neely!

Everything wrong with the government - JEFF NEELY!
"Party with me on the Government, on the tax payer..." Jeff Neely, "It's a free ride. Booze, women, and fun. Invite your friends, we'll put it all on the tax payers bill." He smiles, and gets a $9000 bonus.
What a thief looks like, pay it back Neely.

Today, he wouldn't say a word in front of Congress. The dirt bag Jeff Neely took the fifth. He should get fired, be forced to pay back the money, and jail time for stealing.
Jeff Neely should get jail time for stealing!!!! Start a new movement to jail Government Employees who steal or misuse funds!
Dirt Bag of the YEAR AWARD - Jeff Neely!
Jeff is a true dirt bag, fire him!!!!! America deserves better. Let him collect unemployment for a while. Nelly truly is low, the lowest crust of America. Neely thinks he is better then all the hard working Americans. He believes he is entitled to bonuses and party hard on the tax payer.
Jeff Neely "Dirt Bag" of the YEAR! And in front of congress, he hides behind the fifth...what a joke.
NEED A real laugh - to relax, watch SPLAT!
Air SPLAT - airline travel the way it should be, fun. Jeff Neely would not be sold a ticket.
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"Dirt BAG Jeff NEELY.... he is what's wronge with America."

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Speak quietly and CARRY a big ________. Not Stick.

What up World .   What in the sun, what is this about??????    Hi ALL!
Sci-Fi Madness is here today.  Science Fiction crazy is the word.  Alien Lust is the passion.  Look up to the heavens and check this out.
FAR OUT - FAR OUT - THAT'S WHERE THE FUN IS.
Space Thing - Snappy Creature explores the universe.  Silly Alien Trips are for kids.
Watch and wonder - "What the Hell?"  Silly and more silly
Thanks for visiting - contact planet splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com
Wild Fun - Sexy Aliens - Watch to see the large breasted alien give it her best.
SPACE THING - fun, sexy, wild and weird.  Shot past the MOON.
SPLAT FUN!
 
Aliens are people too.  Smile with SPLAT!

Friday, March 30, 2012

Marijuana Legal... maybe in Rhode Island.... Light UP all

Pot, Weed, Grass LEGAL you say......

Rhode Island would make the right move by legalizing Marijuana for casual use by people who are responsible. Though, the stigma of using the drug would remain.

Stoned AGAIN... a cartoon by Robert Crumb shows a young man as he might experience the drug. Silly strange, the cartoon has the man melting away in the cartoon drawing.
STRANGE CARTOON - Original by Robert Crumb
Watch the Planet Splat NEW - Stoned Again!
Silly Satire - Weed Weird - Wacky Weed
REFER MADNESS on SPLAT
Contact Splat at infoplanesplat@gmail.com
Light UP and LIVE!

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Lohan Out of Control - Escaped Giant Tit on the Loose, Lindsay to Blame

Lindsey Lohan wild AGAIN... Lohan gone crazy, hit and run nothing, her big tit ESCAPES!
Lohan's Tit is on the Loose.... SEE Lohan's TIT attack - Terrorizes
Lindsey wild and out of control. Giant Tit invades the city.
Run, Lindsey Lohan's Monster Tit ATTACKS!
Watch the Madness - Two Ton Tit
Weird Silly - Out of Control - Lohan's tit is Good Viewing
Splat is silly weird - Strange Monsters - Out of this World Animations
Join Da Party on SPLAT
Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

Friday, March 16, 2012

Green Cartoons - Wild Weird Watch Green Cartoons

Green Cartoons for Free
Watch Silly Cartoons for St. Patty's DAY
Luck of the Irish to you!  May Irish Eyes Be Smiling
GREEN CARTOONS
Little Bow plays with her PUSSY CAT
The Holy Tit - GREEN CARTOON
Green Cartoons for ST. Patty's DAY
Everything GREEN - Click for Silly Luck
Luck of the Irish

DRINK GREEN BEER!

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Ireland Divided Still...ONE IRELAND AGAIN - Raise the GREEN for St. Patrick

Bless the PEACE in Ireland - Bless the Fine People of Ireland - Still the Irish Deserve one Land, One NATION Again!  SPLAT Protest ---- Make Every Thing in GREEN. 

GREEN is beautiful!  GREEN is good!  Green for the smiling Irish Eyes of the World. Green for the Luck of the Irish. Green for the Emerald Isle -- Ireland. Green for the way we feel after drinking all that green beer. Smile with SPLAT! HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!
GREEN CARTOONS from SPLAT
Little Girl plays with her pussy cat. Funny Silly SPLAT
Little BOW loves her Pussy Cat - The little girl plays with her pussy rough and wild. Watch the GREEN Cartoon for a smile, for the action, for the heck of it. Little BOW loves her Pussy!
Watch More GREEN CARTOONS - THE HOLY TIT
Contact SPLAT at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com
HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY to all! May the Luck of the Irish be with you!
Click for LUCK - Everything is GREEN on SPLAT

BLESS the IRISH and EVERYONE!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

What Happened to "OCCUPY WALLSTREET"...

Occupy Wall Street, Occupy Oakland, Occupy Movement.... Have you moved on?Well, not exactly, BUT the news coverage has.  "Occupy Wall Street" just does not get the exposure anymore.  They don't dominate the parks, control the pulse of protest, lead the objection to the wrongs.

Where has "Occupy Wall Street" gone.  They are still out there working, BUT now the mission has gone TOP SECRET.

Have a laugh on SPLAT.  Smile and Protest, Laugh and Live, Stand UP and BE Heard!
"I'm Mad as Hell and I CAN'T Take it Any MORE!!!!"
Splat is with you Occupy Protest!
Move in SECRET, take over the world!
Vote 2012 - Pick Wisely
Satire - Silly - SPLAT
(art work - Don Martin)
VIEW A SILLY SHORT FILM
Two Laywers, One mission - BIG MONEY
BIG MONEY - a comedy about greed and US justice.
Silly, Satire, InSane
contact SPLAT - infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

Friday, March 2, 2012

Mitt "MoneyBags" Romney - Only Fools Pay High Taxes!

Mitt Romney loves his dog, he'd love your vote...
What he truly cares about is his MONEY.
"MoneyBag" Mitt Romney out spends his opponents. He buys votes to keep himself in the race for the White House. A rich man with a message, money can buy an election.

"MoneyBags Mitt" Romney struggles to buy enough delegates to get to the White House.
Splat Attack! "MoneyBags" Mitt Romney - I'm rich, I'm good looking, I'm rich!
Buy Your Way to the White House
"MoneyBag Mitt" - I've a NEW tax plan, lower my taxes!
Planet Splat offers more silly humor
WATCH - DR. RIPOFF
This Doctor Operates in a hurry, watch what happens.
Silly, Slapstick, Satire
Comedy - Funny for Everyone!
Check out SPLAT Humor
contact Planet Splat - infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Cry Baby Election....Romney Whines "Why Don't They Love Me?"

Mitt Romney losing support cries, "Why Don't they Love Me?" 
Splat Attack!  Mitt Romney as Alfred E. Newman "What Me Worry?" Spoof Silly
Cartoon Fun - Romney whines as Newt and Ron Paul smile.
Vote 2012
"Pick A Winner"
 Splat Satire - Splat Silly
The Election 2012 is wild and crazy.  Vote for your choice.
Make a difference, vote and vote wisely.
Read and Listen to the issues.  Vote with your head.
Take a moment to watch a silly video - Wild CHERRY
Contact PLANET SPLAT at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com


FUN FOR THE EYES!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Election 2012 - Learn the real true honest FACTS!

Some place... BUT NOT HERE. 

Mitt Romney rolls out NEW plan to CUT TAXES....he gives himself a tax break.  

Romney cares about you as much as he cared for his dog.    THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE.

VOTE 2012 - Pick Wisely
(Art Don Martin)
Pick A Winner in 2012
SPLAT Attack!  Satire Silly
STAR WARS silly - satire - fun
Darth Vader is soooo short!  No 3D Here.
SPLAT Wars IV - No Hope
A silly short shot back when there was 8mm
So bad, it's GOOD.  "May the SPLAT be With You!"
See R2D2 and CP3O, the Princess and Luke Skywalker
Fun for everyone.  See the "Death Star" battle...exciting!
Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Marti Gras Party and Protest - Two Great Events, One Blog

Party Like You Protest!  Go HARD!
Marti Gras, Fun and Wild, Nude and Dancing, Smiles and Booze
Enjoy the Party on Planet Splat
Art and Entertainment for the WildSide!
"Join Da Party" SPLAT
VIEW SILLY VODOOOOO Video
"Watch Witch Steal Heart From Living Man" Splat Attack!
WATCH Comedy for a Laugh.  Light UP and SMILE with us.
Enjoy "Marti Gras" - Enjoy Life - Enjoy Enjoy
Contact SPLAT at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Free SEX... Blogger Sex is the BEST!




Sex Sells...Welcome all perverts and crazies to Planet SPLAT!
Satire RULES here.
Whitney Meets Micheal Jackson in Heaven
All isn't perfect in Heaven
SPLAT ATTACK!
Whitney Houston asks for Bobby Brown....
Watch Silliness on Splat
"Hot Girls Lick Ice Cream"
Ask for extra fudge and whipped cream before watching.
Smiles and Sunshine here on Planet Splat
View a new Space Adventure "Alien X"
A strange creature abducts a young woman - a new science fiction


Monday, February 13, 2012

The Cry Baby Election 2012 - Romney "What Me Worry?"

Romney "What me Worry?"
Satire, Silly, SPLAT
The Election is heating up and Romney is under pressure.
"Why don't they love Romney, he's rich."
Palin kicks Romney below the belt again, and again.
The Cry Baby Election!
"Why don't they Love me?"
Laugh Like It's the 2012 US Election! Comedy was never so Ugly
FIND MORE SPLAT - Click Da Button
WATCH ski silly video
SPLAT - "A Fine Snowy DAY"
A short silly animations - a man enjoys the downhill fun, until he spots a young woman.
Comedy from Planet Splat. Skiing is Believing.
Follow SPLAT down the silly slopes of FUN!
Contact Planet SPLAT at infoplanetplat@gmail.com - Send A NOTE.

Thanks for stopping by! See ya on the slippery SLOPES.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Football Freaks Rally....this is Your Week!

Super Bowl is fun, football is great!
SPLAT is Great FUN!

Tom Brady, "Go to Buffalo if you want to stay in bad hotels.  The city treats my Dad, well not so nice." Out of control tongue from the Patriots, off the field New York hater. Let's keep it on the field boys, or in the bedroom.
Click for the real FUN.
Tom Brady believes he is better, we watches better porn then Manning. Brady can toss the football down field and chew gum at the same time, he's a pro. Go Football Freaks Go!

Check out the animations and silliness. Watch crazy half-time shows in one click. Don't wait till Sunday, enjoy the craziness now. Go Football Freaks Go! Smash mouth talking Tom Brady is running the game with his mouth.

More fun from Planet Splat! More weirdness from Planet Splat! More Football please, more football.
Click to Watch! "Two Ton Tit Halftime Show"
Holy Halftime Show that is one big Two Ton Tit. Enjoy the size of the Monster Show. A Tit the size of a house, that is more then a handful. Go Football Freaks Go!

CLICK FOR MORE FUN!
Kelly will sing. Kelly Clarkson will open the Super Bowl... she has come a long way from American Idol..... Don't forget the words Kelly.

Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

HOLD ON TO YOUR EYEBALLS, you have landed on Planet Splat!

Friday, January 27, 2012

Lawyers in Love... with Money

Lawyers first love is money!
Planet Splat has a short about two wild greedy lawyers that love money more then their mother.  Watch a new video short from Planet Splat - BIG MONEY.  The law may be on their side, but laughs are with you.  This court is in session - watch BIG MONEY!
This short video is for laughs.  Please, if you go to court don't act like an ass, justice is a serious matter. 

Funny about Pat Sajak....Drunk on the Wheel of Fortune.  Check out this cartoon parody.  Silliness from Planet Splat. 
Funny as a judge in a bra and panties.  Mel Gibson, WC Fields and Larry Hagman play "The Booze of Fortune" with Pat Sajak hosting.  Crazy as a Game Show Host.  Enjoy the satire - SPLAT!

Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Kelly Clarkson sings out STRONGER at SuperBowl

You have made it girl!
Kelly Clarkson, teen pop star and singer, will perform at the Super Bowl. A long way from American Idol, Kelly Clarkson moves to the big stage with hopes of making a big splash. Don't forget the words Kelly.

PLANET SPLAT tips the hat
Sing Clarkson Sing!
SPOOF Stronger CD cover
Planet Splat - home of humor and horror. Watch videos, read stuff, hangout, pick your nose. What'eva you like. SPLAT has a new video for you to smile with. Watch the silliness.
CLICK TO VIEW Freaky Fruit
Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

HEY NOW!  HEY NOW!!!! SMILE ALL DAY!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Greed Has No Friends

Greed is the enemy, Corporations that only take are the evil empires... those that live off the pain and suffering of others will meet THE DEAD Detective.  A new crime fighter has emerged, he takes on the EVIL CORPORATIONS, THE GREEDY BANKERS, THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS.  The DEAD Detective will not rest until they are dead.

WATCH the actions as this Zombie Detective takes on greed and corruption.  SEE the Dead Detective rise from the grave to fight for the workers of the world.  BELIEVE there is now a new hope - The DEAD Detective.

Planet Splat presents "The Blame Game"
Corporations BEWARE - we are watching you.

Go "Occupy Protest" Go!
Watch more DEAD DETECTIVE on youtube on channel INFOPLANETSPLAT.
Contact Planet Splat as infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

Friday, January 20, 2012

Romney is PRO-CORPORATIONS, BIG MONEY

Mitt is Shit!
Mitt is SHIT!
Mitt Romney claims Corporations are people.  Romney creates jobs that don't pay and send money to WALL STREET.  Romney is what is wrong with America!

A vote for Romney is a VOTE for the evil corporations!

View a silly video
Go AMERICA Go.
Watch more videos from Planet Splat
Silly and Madness
Go "OCCUPY MOVEMENT" Go!
Go fishing with Planet Splat.
A talking worm warns a fisherman, Not to go fishing!
See the silliness.  View SPLAT.

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"Hold on to your EYEBALLS.  You have found Planet Splat."