Friday, April 20, 2012

US Government Workers Need a Break... doing nothing isn't as easy as you think.

US Government Workers DO have great experience.
Need a find a Strip Club? Ask a Secret Service Agent, they know where the prostitutes hang out.
Secret Service Under Cover - smile
This service agent getting the "job" done.
Need More Help from US Government Workers:
Need to beat the odds at the poker table in LasVegas? Ask a GSA worker, they can tell you how to make out at the casinos. They seem to win without even doing anything. These GSA workers have spent plenty of time partying in Vegas.

Need to know how to get paid for doing nothing? Ask a US Government Worker. Do nothing, get paid. Do nothing, you can't get fired. Do nothing, get a bonus. Do nothing, retire with pension.

AND WE SAY Splat is CRAZY.

WATCH Silly video - no government money was used to make this short animation. (Made in USA.)
Three short animations zip across the screen - silly satire on "Two and a Half Men"
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JOKE: How does a Government Work tell between weekdays and the weekend?  Weekdays are spent relaxing in the office, weekends are spent working around the house.

The Secret Service takes it's "jobs" serious. Political Humor

The Secret Service, and it would seem many US government workers find time to party on the job.
Get a job in government and goof-off, work for the government and get a free ride on tax payers.
US government workers find time to have fun, most of the time. Lazy, over paid, government workers have no shame.
Secret Service takes their "jobs" very serious. Under Cover Work with a smile!
Humor from American Press - altered SPLAT Style.
The Secret Service is on the job. Oh, actually, is getting a job.
Under Cover the Secret Service works with a smile.
WATCH silly videos from SPLAT - Weird Tit Monster Attacks Splat City - Humor Satire

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HUMOR - MADNESS - CRAZY - SILLY - FUNNY - ODD - JOKES - WONDERFUL

Thursday, April 19, 2012

View the Dark Side of animation, SPLAT HORROR- Beware of Blood

Everyone has a dark side. SPLAT humor and horror, SPLAT angels and devils...
SPLAT smiles and bleeds.
View the DARKER side of animation. Zombie Detective's that rise to hunt down the greedy, strange alien rocks come to life for blood, witches strip beating hearts from the living, and more.
See the wicked evil of the world of SPLAT.

SEE the DARK SIDE of SPLAT.

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BEWARE of the DARK SIDE OF SPLAT. Blood, Sex, Murder and Evil.
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Monday, April 16, 2012

END Government WASTE - Toss Jeff Neely in Jail!

Neely is a crook!  Jeff Neely stonewalls Congress... he has nothing to say now, but it was all party party party before!
Jeff Neely is everything that is wrong with the US Government!
Pay back the money you stole!Neely should be forced to pay back the money wasted.  If he worked for a private company; he;d be fired and forced to pay back the wasted funds... as he stole them.  He invited friends to come and said he'd pay for them.
Jeff Neely is a Dirt Bag, a low life Government worker!  Neely LOW LIFE!

Watch a silly video - the government did not pay any money to have this video made.
Watch - STONED AGAIN!  Silliness. Fun, and NO COST to the US Government
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PARTY with SPLAT, no cost to the US Government!
"Neely is a Dirt Bag 2012"

Jeff Neely wins Dirt Bag of the YEAR! Congrads Dirt Bag Neely!

Everything wrong with the government - JEFF NEELY!
"Party with me on the Government, on the tax payer..." Jeff Neely, "It's a free ride. Booze, women, and fun. Invite your friends, we'll put it all on the tax payers bill." He smiles, and gets a $9000 bonus.
What a thief looks like, pay it back Neely.

Today, he wouldn't say a word in front of Congress. The dirt bag Jeff Neely took the fifth. He should get fired, be forced to pay back the money, and jail time for stealing.
Jeff Neely should get jail time for stealing!!!! Start a new movement to jail Government Employees who steal or misuse funds!
Dirt Bag of the YEAR AWARD - Jeff Neely!
Jeff is a true dirt bag, fire him!!!!! America deserves better. Let him collect unemployment for a while. Nelly truly is low, the lowest crust of America. Neely thinks he is better then all the hard working Americans. He believes he is entitled to bonuses and party hard on the tax payer.
Jeff Neely "Dirt Bag" of the YEAR! And in front of congress, he hides behind the fifth...what a joke.
NEED A real laugh - to relax, watch SPLAT!
Air SPLAT - airline travel the way it should be, fun. Jeff Neely would not be sold a ticket.
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"Dirt BAG Jeff NEELY.... he is what's wronge with America."