US Government Workers Need a Break... doing nothing isn't as easy as you think.

US Government Workers DO have great experience.

Need a find a Strip Club? Ask a Secret Service Agent, they know where the prostitutes hang out.

Secret Service Under Cover - smile

This service agent getting the "job" done.

Need More Help from US Government Workers:
Need to beat the odds at the poker table in LasVegas? Ask a GSA worker, they can tell you how to make out at the casinos. They seem to win without even doing anything. These GSA workers have spent plenty of time partying in Vegas.

Need to know how to get paid for doing nothing? Ask a US Government Worker. Do nothing, get paid. Do nothing, you can't get fired. Do nothing, get a bonus. Do nothing, retire with pension.

AND WE SAY Splat is CRAZY.

WATCH Silly video - no government money was used to make this short animation. (Made in USA.)

Three short animations zip across the screen - silly satire on "Two and a Half Men"
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JOKE: How does a Government Work tell between weekdays and the weekend?  Weekdays are spent relaxing in the office, weekends are spent working around the house.